took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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