Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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