Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
