there was a trapeze. enough said
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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