Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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