So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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