Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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