I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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