You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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