found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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