so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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