Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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