I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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