i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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