You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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