I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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