Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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