I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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