we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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