Dual....:-)
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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