I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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