I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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