My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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