She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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