Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
PANTIES FOUND
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