Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Sorry about my life...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
