..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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