I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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