If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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