Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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