school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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