I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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