I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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