Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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