i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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