we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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