sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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