i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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