piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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