are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The beer is more important than you right now.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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