Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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