i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
