There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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