I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you inspire me to be a worse person
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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