do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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