She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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