White coat. Heels.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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