i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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