Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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