I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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