think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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